Holiday gag gifts have been called a lot of things over the years. White elephants, goofy gift exchanges, and presents from a dirty Santa. The latter was founded in the Southern United States, and it refers to the (sometimes) family-friendly holiday game of opening and stealing presents from one person to another. Often inexpensive but still awesome to give and receive, we’ve composed a list of Dirty Santa gifts under $25 for the good-natured thieves among your group of family and friends. While some are surprisingly useful and practical, all are good for a giggle with your steal-happy loved ones during the holidays.
Face Lift Pinch Clips
Give your recipient the gift of a facelift without the expense of a spa! No, seriously… this gift is hilarious, dorky, and light-hearted between good friends, but you may be sleeping on the couch for a week or two afterward. Make sure your recipient has a good sense of humor.
X in a Box
One-of-a-kind gag gift extraordinaire, this is sure to get a few giggles, and maybe some boiling blood if your recipient is a little sensitive. It’s an X-Box… get it? A small box with an X on the front. Unless they were specific on a video game system, this should do.
Belly Button Cleaning Brush
For the man (or woman) with notorious, ample amounts of lint in their navel, this belly button brush is a cleansing godsend. Of course, there’s a disclaimer for it being for display purposes only, but it’s the thought that counts, right? Comes with a hilarious card of helpful cleaning tips.
Potato Keychain
Potato, potahto – these BFF keychains are super cute and perfect for your boyfriend, girlfriend, or best friend forever. You keep one tater, they can keep the other, and you’ll be best spuds forever. It’s a win for potato farmers, and mashed potato lovers, everywhere. Look at their adorable blushing cheeks!
Sustainable pick
His & Her Bamboo Toothbrush Set
Talk about a play on his and hers. These toothbrushes are nude…seriously, one is outfitted with a lovely pair of boobies, while the other is emblemed with a handsome peen. It’s the ultimate housewarming or “just because” gift, especially if your friends and loved ones have saucy senses of humor.
Christmas Hat
Somewhere Santa Claus is missing his pants… and now they are a hat for the top of your best friend’s head! These funny red pants have little legs to sit atop your head, like ears but better. Very festive, kinda hilarious, and perfect for if you plan on getting drunk.
Beaver Breath Cotton Candy
Crude, rude, and oh-so-funny, who doesn’t love to munch some beaver? This cotton candy is sweet, pink, and delicious, but the name lives on as a pun that you and your friends will never forget. And that’s what makes these gag gifts so great – they are memorable. It’s also gluten-free!
Stress Relieve Putty
Moist… the word that makes many a man and woman shudder in disgust. It’s the sheen of sweat that your BFF will envision as this MOIST putty glides across their palms. It’s their minds that do them in – you merely plant the seed of punny suggestion. Great for stress relief.
Santa’s Stocking Flask
What would be funnier than sitting around with your best friends, decked out in Santa gear, sipping wine and whiskey from Christmas stockings? If you are looking to celebrate the holidays by getting a little snookered with loved ones, this 2.25-liter stocking flask will do the trick. Please drink responsibly!
Weener Kleener Soap
Weener Kleener. The purpose is in the name. Slip it on, suds it up, and wash away the soapiness for a sparkle that would put other men to shame. There are four sizes – one size, small, medium, and large. After the weener, it can be used as a normal soap bar.
Chicken Nugget Pet
It’s an adorable friend for your nugget-loving bestie. This little guy is cast from acrylic, seated in a dome home to stare at you with love and happiness. He’s a little spicy with a few pepper bits, but overall, his sweet disposition will warm anyone’s saucy heart. Not a toy.
Pickle Shaped Musical Toy
Did you know that pickles could yodel? Or at least this one can! It’s a typical pickle – green, a bit lumpy, and could be fun to munch on if it weren’t made out of plastic. Press a button and it yodels a sweet tune… one that could get annoying quickly.
Underpants for Your Hands
For the emo kid that never grew up, these are stylish and hardcore… but also perfect for middle age. They are brief-inspired underwear for hands. Kinda like fingerless gloves or weightlifter gloves, but way cooler. They fit most adult hands, so no worries about possibly embarrassing your fat-fingered friends.
Santa’s Scientific Christmas Coal
Science and punishments for bad behaviors unite in a lump of coal! Perfect for adults (or older children with a sense of humor), the coal is the size of an egg or golf ball. As for the coal dust? It’s in a cotton bag for containment. Grow snowflakes on it!
Sustainable pick
Urinal Shot Glasses
Disgusting and disturbing in ways that only best friends would understand, these urinals are shot glasses for brave drinkers. Handcrafted from ceramic, they are perfectly pint-sized “porcelain” urinals, both capable of holding an ounce and a half of liquor. Even better if the booze is golden! Safe for the dishwasher.
World’s Smallest Vacuum
Teensy tiny and portable, it’s the smallest vacuum that you could take with you anywhere. It’s rechargeable via USB, with two attachments for quick and miniature deep cleans. Comes with a four-foot-long cord to keep it running at optimum power for however long you need it. The filter is usable!
Funny Cat Coloring Book
Fat pussy appreciation at its finest! This coloring book comes with inspirational pages of sassy, furry, uber-fat felines, all with fierce sayings to encourage confidence. It’s got the fierceness that only cats possess. There are 12 colored pencils included, but the pages are thick enough for markers and gel pens.
Dehydrated Water
We bet you never knew that dehydrated water was a thing… yep, it’s real. Add a little water to dehydrated water and voila – more water. Quench the thirst of your friends and enemies alike and make a splash with a profanity-laced can that’s meant to tickle a few funny bones
Minimal Studs
Potty Mouth Indeed! Sometimes you simply have to throw your hands up and say… well, shit. These earrings are a vibe and a mood all their own. Cute? You betcha! Not for the friends that get their panties in a bunch over a little fun profanity. Fantastic for everyone else!
Dark Humor Misfortune Cookies
A little superstitious and a whole lotta fun. These fortune cookies are anything but fortunate. They are misfortune cookies with a motto that declares, “they bite back.” There’s unluckiness everywhere… like the number 13, black cats, and the black cookies themselves. Each misfortune is witty and hits close to home.
Wine Condoms
Wine condoms have air-tight grips that will protect your wine from… all kinds of things. Yes, wine condoms are an actual thing in the world of wines and spirits. But these are meant as both a joke and a gift of practicality for boozers everywhere. They prolong the wine’s freshness!
Toilet Timer
Some people are notorious when it comes to how long it takes them to poop. Men catch the brunt of crap about poo time, but women can be culprits too. This toilet timer is legit, but also hilarious. It’s a classic prank gift that might motivate poopers to hurry up
Head Bang Hop Game
This is a legitimately fun game where one to two players strive to get 20 balls into two headband hoops. Wear them and throw balls wherever you hope the hoop is. Or throw balls at someone else’s hoops and add up points to win. Would make a great drinking game!
Cat Butt Refrigerator Magnet
It’s the prerogative of cats to always show you up-close views of their buttholes. Now you won’t miss a chance to admire a furry feline behind! There are six magnets, each of a different, adorable cat. Perfect for the fridge of a kitty lover that isn’t afraid of booty-hole décor.
Have a Nice Day Coffee Mug
Have a nice day… but not really. The best coffee mug for the “not a morning” person in your life, it holds 14 ounces of caffeinated heaven. It’s nice until they take a sip, then everyone is graced with an EFF OFF middle finger. Pairs well with resting bitch face.
Toilet Fishing Game
For the pooper that forgot their smartphone or magazine, toilet fishing is a game when you’ve got time to spare while you unload in the toilet. The little tank is refillable, the fishies are magnetic, and the magnetic pole reels them in while users drop a deuce. Great for guests!
Poo-Pourri Spray
What began as a joke product has morphed into a legit godsend for stinky poopers. The “in a pinch pack” presents 5 poo-pourri scents, all perfectly portable for when nature calls. Spritz the toilet water, drop a deuce, and smell a tantalizing fragrance after the flush. We love Lavender Peppermint!
Alcohol Shot Gun
It’s a gunshot! Or a shot in a gun. You know, a shot of alcohol in a plastic gun that you cock, aim, and fire into the waiting mouth of a boozy bestie. Each shot is 1.5 ounces, and you can load the gun with whatever liquor you choose.
Farting Coin Bank
You’ve heard of a drop in a bucket, but have you ever fathomed a drop in a booty? This plumber is showing off his crack for coins. Nickle and dime him to make his fanny fart. There are six different rootin’ tootin’ sounds, all loud and embarrassing for whoever’s around
Nacho Ordinary Salsa Dip Cup Set
This is “nacho ordinary salsa” and this is not your ordinary salsa bowl set! As the spoon says, this set is “Mex-ellent” from the get-go. Pour in your favorite salsa and grab a chip to dip. Voila – instant party in your mouth, and this cool set becomes a conversation piece.
Fish Flops
It’s like noodling with your feet. Noodling is a term coined in the deep south, where men and women “fish” with their forearms. Catch a couple of big comfy bass with your toes when you slip your tootsies into these soft-soled sandals. They are lightweight and made from durable elastic.
Magnetic Bookmark
For the bookworms that do most of their reading in bed, this bookmark is a helpful tool in knowing where they stopped for the night. Hopefully, the book wasn’t to blame for putting them to sleep, but either way, their place is saved. Handcrafted from faux leather and helpful magnets!
Don’t Swear Money Bank
Swear jars are out! Swear boxes are in! And this one swears itself because hell (gasp) is a dirty word. The more you curse, the more coinage drops into the box. This is a great gift for families because you can make a rule for a dollar amount per curse
Dinosaur Taco Holder
Dinosaurs love tacos as much as we do! Tyrannosaurus Rex and Triceratops unite to bring you tasty Mexican dishes, two per dino. The dinos work best with hard tacos, and each dinosaur is dishwasher-safe for convenience. If it’s the crunch you crave, let a themed dino dinner satisfy your hunger.
Mini Beer Pong
Beer pong has always been and will always be the ultimate drinking game. This one is a little upscale on a polished gameboard with springboard balls and 10 places for shot glass cups. The best part is that you can’t lose the balls! They are forever attached with a lengthy cord.
