Good gifts don’t have to be expensive, serious, or overly sentimental, which is why we’ve compiled a list of funny gifts under $5. Sometimes your favorite people need a dose of hilarity in their lives. Something that doesn’t cost way too much, but leaves a good-natured, light-hearted impression that deserves a giggle and hug of appreciation. When your friend or loved one needs a quick pick-me-up, these gifts are good ideas for fast laughs and feel-good vibes. Some are puns, some are straight-up ridiculous, some are hobby-focused, but all are creative, clever, and funny. Have a quick look and a grin!
Mini Cat Glass Buddy
Is it a lawn ornament? Would it look best guarding the home doorstep? Or would your gift recipient like it better on the kitchen countertop? This kitty is a miniature, fierce cutie, capable of protecting all surfaces with its adorable ferocity.
Drunk Gnome Figurine
This gnome is a little tipsy. He may have had too much mead, and he needs a place to rest tonight. Gift your recipient a bit of luck from a drunken companion. He’s miniature but mighty!
Toilet Paper Earrings
The ultimate gag gift… now your bestie will never run out of wipes for the loo. These toilet paper earrings are handcrafted, quirky, and perfect for that silly friend with a weird sense of humor.
Pooping Dog Calendar
It might seem a little crappy to gift a friend with poopy pups, but the funny outweighs the grossness. Who would have the audacity to give their pals a calendar of defecating dogs? You would! And it’s hilarious!
Pencil Sharpener
Sharpening your pencils in your nostrils may seem weird, but it’s effective. This pencil sharpener is handcrafted in the shape of a ginormous nose, complete with blades inside for sharper tips on all of your pencils. Great for an office!
Toilet Paper Roll
For the democrats in your corner, this toilet paper roll is politically charged. They can wipe their butt with none other than Donald Trump, looking dapper in all of his Cheeto glory on every sheet. Side note – this is a novelty gift. They shouldn’t actually use it like toilet paper.
Chicken Legs Socks
Knee-high and hilarious, these socks resemble chicken legs, complete with clawed feet for optimum effect. They are made from a cotton and polyester blend. Lots of stretchiness and super warm for comfort.
Vinyl Stickers for Car
Jesus sees everything… or at least he does with these decals. Available in a set of three, gift recipients put the sticker on the side of a window. It looks like Jesus is popping out to remind would-be villains that he sees all, and he saw what they did.
Drinking Dice Game
Drinking games have been around since the dawn of booze, and this is no exception. It’s in dice form for drunken rolls because sometimes bouncing a ball into a cup is a little too hard when you’re buzzed.
Funny Mints
For the stoner friends in your pal groups, these funny mints are wintergreen-scented and flavored to hide those…ahem, “funny” smells. When your weed-loving companions need fresher breath, these mints have them covered. 165 mints per box!
Stress Ball Keychain
Stress balls are the ultimate anti-anxiety toys, perfect for helping you to release a bit of anxious energy. Hang it on a pocket, belt loop, or backpack, then squish and squeeze whenever you feel a little stressed.
Toothpaste Cap
If your bestie has problems putting the cap back on the toothpaste, this cap is a great, silly reminder. Shaped like baby Yoda, it’s noticeable enough to not be forgotten on the bathroom countertop.
Banana Shaped Eraser
Kinda adorable, really silly. This banana-shaped eraser is the perfect pencil topper. Use it for a novelty laugh or take it to classes as a good conversation starter on the first day. And no, it doesn’t smell like bananas.
Nose Flute
Has your bestie ever blown their nose and sounded like a trumpet? How about a flute? Now they can train their nostrils to play a tune with a tiny nose flute to elicit a few laughs. These would make perfect, funny party favors at silly celebrations!
Uranus Soap
Uranus… is it a planet or a…? You get the idea. This soap could wash a few globes in the solar system, or it could suds up your booty. Your choice. Keep Uranus clean for all occasions!
Instant Underpants
Did someone poop in their underpants? Or forget to wear them completely? Instant Underpants are compact and compressed into a dehydrated pellet that expands in a little H2O. Sure, they may be a bit damp when you slide them on, but at least they’d cover your butt for the day ahead.
Fart Bombs
Need to clear out the office? Set off a fart bomb… or four. No one would ever blame you, right? Just set it off, walk away, and act as surprised as everyone else. Tell no one!
Poo Pen
Is your friend poopin’ or would they love a poo pen? It’s quirky, funny, and a little gross, but still one of the best gag gifts to get a cool companion with a sense of humor.
Grow a Boyfriend
Who needs Tinder when you have the ability to grow a boyfriend? Throw this spongy beau in water and watch him expand. He may not be the best-looking dude in the world, but he’s squishy enough for a snuggle.
Lolli Pop
Lollipops are yummy… but with ants? Maybe a little less so. Or your pal might love them! These are watermelon-flavored and surprisingly delicious. They just have a few extras at the center, so don’t bug out!
Box of Boogers
Who would ever want boogers in a box? Your bestie, of course. Maybe you back-and-forth some gag gifts every year, and this one could be your next go-to. Sure, it’s gross, but your bud will giggle.
Pickle Air Freshener
This pickle air freshener is kind of a big dill! …haha. Hang it from the rearview mirror for a whiff of vinegar-soaked cucumbers at every corner of your car. Shaped, colored, and designed to look like a big pickle!
Belly Button Brush
When your bestie needs a brush-up of the lint in their navel, the belly button brush comes sweeping to the rescue. It reminds us of a mascara wand, but for gathering some fluff from that cavern in their tummy.
Eye-Pad
For the friends (or kids) that asked for an iPad… it’s an eye pad. Get it? It may be disappointing at first, but it’s a far less expensive way to gift your recipient with what they asked for. Kinda
Anti-Nagging Gift
Nagging means complaining and we all know someone that nags and complains more than we want them to. This is the ultimate anti-nagging device for times when you really want your complainer to just hush for a few hours. Giving it to a spouse? We suggest wearing armor for the occasion.
Bunny Farts Lip Balm
What do bunny farts smell like? Sunshine and flowers? Or rabbit poop and grass? We are guessing the latter, but this lip balm lets your bestie find out. It’s a great add-on for an adult Easter basket
The Gift of Nothing
Few things are more infuriating than someone saying “nothing” when you ask them what they want for a holiday like their birthday or Christmas. Now you can give them exactly that. Nada. Zilch. Nothing whatsoever — (but have an actual gift on standby for after the laughs have worn off).
Magnetic Bookmark
Know a bookworm with an attitude problem? This is for the grumpy readers on your holiday lists. The bookmark is magnetic to hold its place from both sides of the page
Ginsburg’s Judge-Mints
Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a true badass… no doubt about it, and these mints are a testament to her appeal. Minty, delicious, and big reminders of all she did for women’s rights and the court system as a whole
Meditating Big Foot
Big Foot can get stressed too. All of that hiding and chasing and being alone… must be stressful. When he meditates, he’s a better sasquatch. For the anxious, nerve-addled friends in your life, these miniature meditating Big Foots remind them to stop, breathe, and relax
Coaster
David Shrigley is a hilarious comedian and comic artist – all of which are prevalent on these coasters. They are sure to get a laugh, especially because each drawing has an element of honesty that most people can relate to.
