Funny Sloth Gifts

The world doesn’t deserve the coolness of sloths, but here we are – reveling in it. These awesome, furry, fuzzy creatures are some of the slowest and most lazy beasties to have ever “walked” the planet. This is probably why so many people love them. Because we all want to be the kind of lazy that others would find adorable. Did you know that sloths are omnivorous? They may be slow and sluggish, but they can chase down small rodents and birds to satisfy their bloodlust. How cute, right? It’s one of many amusing facts that make these creatures fascinating and maybe a little funny. Sloth lover? Check out these funny sloth gifts for everyone!

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Bamboo Spoon

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We would argue that typical kitchen utensils, like this bamboo spoon, are made better (and cuter) with sloths in mind. Just look at it. It’s adorable, eco-friendly, and a little kitschy for your kitchen!

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Lavender Candle

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Sloths are some of the most relaxed and carefree animals in the world. Embody the sloth. Be the sloth. Light this lavender candle, breathe in its relaxing fragrance, and pretend you’re lazing in a tree somewhere, totally content.

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Blanket

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This blanket is witchcraft! Lightweight… but still warm and cozy. It’s a solid triple-threat combo of just what you need for a night at home. Plus, it’s decked out with your favorite animal – the admirable, lazy, supercool sloth

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Brooch

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Have you ever seen a sloth brooch? Now you have, and it’s just as cute as anyone could ever imagine. This brooch is a fun, silly must-have for a fashion-forward wardrobe. If nothing else, it’s an awesome conversation starter at parties

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Sloth Doll

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Plushie sloths? Take our money and give us a bed full! This sloth snuggles a plush pillow instead of a tree branch. With the cutest expression and those adorable three-toed claws, you can tell this sloth is ready for a nap

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Giant Hat

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It’s huge, lightweight, handmade, and so cute. Handcrafted from fleece, this sloth keeps your head warm and your ears cozy. You may get some funny looks in public, but honestly, how often do you see someone running around with an adorable sloth on their head?

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Sloth Floor Mat

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Remodeling your bathroom? A sloth bathmat would be the perfect final touch! It’s plush but dries quickly, so you don’t have to worry about this sloth turning into a soppy, sloppy mess when you step out of the shower

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Sloth Poop Bath Bombs

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Love root beer scents? Love sloths? Admittedly, sloth poop bath bombs may not be the most appealing to think about, but you’ll be surprised. The bath bombs are huge, round, and resemble actual sloth poop. This would be a great gift for your giggly grandkids.

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Puzzle Game

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Some of the best gifts are the most mindful… literally, like puzzles. They work your brain and keep your mind in tiptop shape. This puzzle features 1000 jigsaw pieces to create a colorful plethora of colorful sloths.

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Inflatable Sloth Float

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It’s a floaty, fabulous sloth, ready for a day at the beach or in the swimming pool. Inflate this fuzzy cutie, then dunk him in the water for buoyant fun in the sunshine

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Sloth Slippers

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Sloth slippers are “da bomb.” Yep, we went a little 90s slang there – cringe but not untrue. These are lightweight and warm with non-skid insoles and a furry, soft exterior.

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Sloth Undies

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If your dude needs a pair of “good luck” drawers for Christmas, gift him some sloth underwear. Made in a boxer briefs style, these feature a sleepy, kinda drunken sloth raising a toast to the holidays, the wine, and the legend in these undies

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Bathroom Wall Art

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Perfect for a child’s bathroom – these sloths remind kiddos to wash their hands, brush their teeth, use the potty, and take a shower. There are four and they arrive unframed, but you can easily frame and hang the artwork yourself

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Multipurpose Vinyl Sticker

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This silly sloth is ready to wave at the cars behind you with a sticky decal for your bumper. Or use it at home in the window of your kitchen or front door to greet guests.

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Hooded Blanket

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Remember when snuggies were a thing? They were big and warm and super soft, but then the hype disappeared. This hoodie is kinda like a snuggie, but hooded with a sloth theme, arm holes, and a fuzzy exterior

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Multifunctional Desk Organizer

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The epitome of cute, this sloth is a functional desktop organizer. It lays down in a playful pose, ready for you to place your glasses on its face and your phone on its sloping back. You can almost feel the fuzziness, despite it being handmade from resin.

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Foot Massager

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Let this pair of adorable sloths roll the knots from your feet. Kinda slippers, kinda foot massager. Users place their tootsies in the sloths, flip the switch, and let the vibrations soothe the stress out of their insoles

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Hand Painted Sloth Glass

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One thing we’ve discovered when making this list… sloths are all about Christmas. This one dons a Christmas sweater, and it’s obvious that maybe he sampled a bit of the special holiday punch. The glass is hand-painted, so hand-washed is the best way to clean it after use.

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Watercolor Painting

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We already knew that sloths were cool… but these paintings are next level. One with headphones, another donning a bowtie, and one more with glasses and a nerdy, adorable vibe? We love these three and would 100% hang this artwork in our living room

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Full-Body Puppet

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Sloths are hilarious in their own right – even moreso as puppets. It’s a full-bodied sloth puppet, complete with funky green hair, for your ventriloquist-to-be. He’s floppy, fuzzy, and so funny.

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Silver Sloth Necklace

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Sloths are synonymous with adorable, but with this necklace pendant, they can also be sentimental. Gift your loved ones with a beautiful sterling silver sloth that they can wear and think of you

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Plush Pillow

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This lengthy, super-cute sloth is a plush pillow, perfect for bedtime snuggles or anytime cuddles. Recipients can wrap the plushie’s long arms around their neck to tote this sloth wherever, whenever

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Sloth Sleep mask

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Since sloths are so sleepy, it stands to reason that they would make perfect bedtime companions. Give your loved one the gift of sleepy sloth eyes with a mask that blocks out sunshine, and all sources of light, for a good doze.

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Sloth Tassel

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This cute little meditative sloth was once a ceramic salt and pepper shaker, but it’s since been resourced as a tasseled decoration for your favorite room in the house. Completely handcrafted, the sloth looks so happy and mellow to bring zen anywhere

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Tea Infuser

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Love a slow brew? This tea infuser hangs on the side of your teacup, infusing a slow brew of loose-leaf tea into your hot water. Stir in some milk or cream and a couple of sugar cubes for a sweet treat to pep up any afternoon

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Sloth Coin Bank

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Cutesy and chunky go hand-in-hand with sloths, and this little “piggie” bank is no exception. Decked out in pretty pink, this sloth will keep your loved one’s coins and dollars safe.

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Sloth Chalk Bag

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This sloth’s name is Sebastian and he loved to hold onto things in his pouch. He’s a drawstring bag to hold onto hobbies, flowers, rocks… and whatever else will fit into a 7-inch sloth tote

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Crochet Sloth Toy

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For sloth lovers of all ages, it’s a completely handmade, custom crocheted sloth with a soft middle and an expressive face. He loves to hold onto plant pots and mugs, but he can be placed on any surface for a smile from your recipient

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Felted Slippers

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House shoes. Slippers. Clogs. Call them what you will and use them how you please. Either way, these slippers are handmade from ethically sourced wool and stitched with a charming pair of swinging sloths. We love the coral color!