Unicorns are often synonymous with magic and mystery, but rarely are they associated with humor. Until now. These funny unicorn gifts are some of our favorites, perfect for the unicorn fanatic with a sense of hilarity. Some are subtly funny, others are a downright riot, but all of them have the single-horned horse theme in common. There’s still loads of magic and mystery, but these gifts have been injected with lots of laughs too. You may find some rainbows and sunshine mixed in with the smiles and jokes!
Inflatable Unicorn Costume
You’ve seen dinosaur riders, horse riders, and even a giant rider or two… but what about unicorns? This inflatable costume gives the illusion that you’re riding a unicorn, complete with rainbow hair. We love the tiny inflatable legs on each side of the unicorn’s back!
Corn Holders
There are some cool kitchen gadgets in the world, and these unicorn corn holders are perfect examples of things you need in your repertoire of cooking utensils. Push the prongs into the cobs of corn on each side, then munch at the kernels while the unicorns do their duty of holding the cob in place
Retractable Badge Reel
Spruce up nurse scrubs with a badge reel that features a too-cool dancing unicorn. He’s doing the dab! The badge itself is retractable, so clip a badge, show it off, when necessary, then let it go for a quick reel back into place
Garden Statue
Garden gnomes don’t have to be gnomes. They can be anything… even unicorns, and this one is the perfect housewarming gift for someone’s front porch or new garden. This statue has a little of everything – a determined unicorn with four annoying gnomes trying to ride it.
Squirrel Feeder
Some of the most fun you’ll ever have will be watching the antics of local wildlife from the comforts of your porch or deck. Hang this unicorn head from a post or tree limb, place seeds and nuts in the receptacle inside, and get ready to laugh when squirrels “wear” the head to feed
Screaming Unicorn Toy
Have a friend with kids? Maybe it’s time to gift them with a screaming unicorn toy for all-hours of hilarious entertainment. Ok – so, maybe it’d be hilarious to you and the kids, but that friend might make this toy disappear after the kiddos go to bed
Toilet Roll
If you’ve never wiped your butt with a unicorn, maybe it’s time to start. These soft, three-ply rolls feature a magical unicorn on each sheet, perfect for bestowing a bit of luck to your post-poop booty.
Bathroom Sign
Guests could be men, women, handicapped folks, aliens, Star Wars villains, and unicorns… you don’t care, as long as they wash their hands. This is a direct, hilarious bathroom sign tossed with a bit of sarcasm.
Unicorn Taco Holder
No mythical creature holds tacos better than unicorns. See for yourself! Put the hard shell on the unicorn’s back, fill the shell with taco toppings, and voila – it’s a no-spill, no-mess, magical method to enjoy your favorite Mexican meal
Wine Bag
For the grandma that loves to laugh and booze it up, this is a wine bag (wine excluded) that celebrates how cool your granny is. She’s the unicorn where other grandmas are average horses. Give her a reason to drink and sparkle! The bag includes a drawstring for easy carry
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Bottle Holder
This booze-loving unicorn would be happy to hold your wine! Handcrafted from ceramic, this one-horned horse seems only too happy to have your wine bottle between its hooves. Such a cute inappropriate conversation piece for any get-together
Season Shaker Set
Salt and pepper shakers are so much fun to collect, and even more-so fun to use at dinner parties. These adorable, rainbow-maned unicorns are all glitz and glamor, perfect for sprinkling a bit of seasoning magic on whatever you cook for friends
Unicorn Waffle Maker
It’s a unicorn party and everyone is invited! This waffle maker creates a magical breakfast for party guests, each a unicorn with a different expression and dance-ready pose. Note: Make sure to butter each waffle holder to create a non-stick surface
Banana Saving Hats
Did you know that oxidization of bananas’ stems causes them to brown quicker? Cover those banana stems with these adorable unicorn hats to keep fruit fresher for longer. It’s a pair – the unicorn comes with a Viking!
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Unicorn Figurine
This ceramic unicorn has had it… he’s a little grumpy and tired, and life has run him down. He sits in his armchair in his boxers, looking at the gift recipient with a cantankerous gaze. Best not to annoy this mystical one-horned beast!
Party Dice Tray
Dredged in glitter and then resin-coated to keep the glitz in place, this gaming tray would be the perfect conversation piece for your next DnD night with friends. Roll the dice, laugh at the unicorn’s quirky expression, and geek out with your nerdy pals
Unicorn Shower Curtain
It’s a well-known fact that most unicorns aren’t as magical and happy as they seem… at least this one isn’t. This shower curtain features an all-out brawl of throat-kickery, ending with rainbows of unicorn puke. Weird, a little inappropriate, but funny
Unstable Unicorns Game
Did you know that some unicorns are…unstable? Some aren’t all there mentally, and they’ve created a game all about the crazy antics of these funny-minded mammals. There are several editions and expansions to this card game, but this is the NSFW adult version.
Tooting Unicorn Book Set
Her name is Sparkles and she loves tacos. Unfortunately, those tacos make her toot… a lot and everywhere. She’s unabashed, unashamed, and often unaware of when her flatulence will strike. Read the story, cuddle the unicorn and taco plushies, and get a giggle out of Sparkle’s tooting tales.
Hooded Travel Neck Pillow
Unicorns provide the optimum neck support for travel! Did you know? Now you do. This one is hooded with a supportive brace that supports and pillows around the neck and shoulders. Perfect for planes, trains, and road trips.
Plush Ears
Unicorns can flip, flap, flop their adorable ears, and this hat proves it. Pull on the glittery flaps to activate the flop of each ear. Surprise friends, strangers, and yourself with how hard you giggle at this cutesy fashion-forward accessory.
Multipurpose Knob
It’s official… pugs can be unicorns. Or at least this one can be with his unicorn pajamas. It’s a knob, perfect for dressers, drawers, and nightstands. Give your wardrobe a little extra magic.
Head Lamp
When we saw this unicorn headlamp, we immediately thought of how kids could use this to see at night. Most children are afraid of the boogeyman, so midnight trips to the restroom seem scary. This magical unicorn lights the way while banishing boogey beasts of all kinds
Personalized Unicorn Poop Jar
Where do you think is the best place to stow away your unicorn poop? You’ve got to keep a little magic for a rainy day, after all. These jars are personalized with names or fun sayings, enabling collectors to store their mystical, mythical droppings for as long as they need
Unicorn Farts
What do you think unicorn farts smell like? This body butter was made with flatulent mystical mammals in mind, and it smells like peaches, strawberries, cotton candy, and a touch of sunshine. Note: It melts in high temperatures, so store this in a cool, dry place.
Unicorn Shower Head
Wash away the stresses of the day beneath the gentle spray of a unicorn! Set this shower head over yours, then turn on the water to bathe under the spritz of a rainbow-haired unicorn. You’ll never want to shower any other way ever again!
Unicorn Door Mat
For true unicorn fanatics, this door mat is a welcoming reminder that some homeowners prefer the company of mythical creatures. Humans are, of course, welcomed too, but by appointment only
Unicorn Cross-stitch Embroidery in Hoop
Colorful, quirky, and perfect for loved ones with a dry sense of humor, these cross stitches are wall-hangable and hilarious. They feature Charlie the Unicorn – a cynical mythical creature with enough sarcasm to outlast all the rainbows in the world. Comes with three small, cross-stitched hoops.
Unicorn Plush Hats
Unicorns can look like a lot of things. They can be rainbow-colored, sleek, fluffy, fuzzy, or all of the above. They are as unique as me and you. Wear these four hats with pride – warm, soft, and cozy
Funny Unicorn Bag
Where do you think soft-serve ice cream comes from? This bookbag tells you… errr… it’s not a pretty sight, but that ice cream sure is delicious. This unicorn-themed backpack is a back-to-school must-have that will either have teachers laughing or principals sending your kiddo home
Sleeping mask
There’s nothing more annoying than being fast asleep, only to have the sunshine stream in and ruin your doze. Cover those peepers with a unicorn-themed sleep mask to block the light. You’ll sleep deeper, longer, and more peacefully than you have in a while
Coffee Mug
Shuh Duh Fuh Cup. Read those five times fast. This mug is filled with sass and sarcasm, perfect for the person that’s a little grumpy in the mornings. The unicorn throws up a couple of middle fingers to prove his point. We didn’t even know unicorns had fingers!
Bottle Stopper
Stopper your favorite bottles of wine with these unicorns. Their manes are pastel-colored and flowy, giving your friend’s booze a mystical, magical touch. The perfect addition to wine bottles for parties
