Sloths are lazy, adorable, unique creatures, always sleeping and hanging around with dopey expressions. They are the derps of the animal world, and we love them for it. When the holidays roll around and you’re looking for sloth Christmas gifts, consider this your go-to list of 29 perfect present ideas. These gifts are a combo of funny, cute, and cool – all perfect for any sloth lover during the holidays. Combine a gift with a sloth fact and you’ll have your loved one hooked. For instance, did you know that sloths never show signs of fear or stress? That’s something you know now
Personalized Sloth Ornament
Does your recipient have a silly nickname? Do they love sloths more than life itself? This ornament is an anytime gift that celebrates the cuteness, laziness, and overall awesomeness of nature’s slowest creature.
Sloth Ugly Sweater
Ugly Christmas sweaters are a must-have for those holiday parties that you kinda don’t want to attend. Sloths make “ugh” Christmas celebrations all the better, especially when they are as cozy, comfy, and wearable as this bundle of adorable.
Sloth Figurines
Did you know sloths can do yoga? These figurines are a testament to their flexibility and functional mobility. These little guys are stuck in adorable poses that convey just how unlazy they can be.
Inflatable Sloth
Air-blown Christmas sloth… say that five times fast. It’s an inflatable, adorable beastie, ready to sway in the gentle breeze of the holidays. He’s decked out in a Santa hat and Christmas PJs. Kids will love this one!
Sloth on a Candy Cane Ornament
Some sloths like hanging from branches, but others prefer the sweetness of a candy cane for Christmas. This sloth is the latter, just chillin’ on your holiday tree with a look that says he expects Santa to bring him something too.
Blanket
Handcrafted from fleece, this sloth blanket is comfy, cozy, and perfect for snuggling up while waiting for Santa to arrive. Throw in a mug of your favorite hot cocoa while seated in your favorite recliner, and you’ve got the gift of relaxation for the holidays
Tree Skirt
Did you know trees needed skirts? At least the ones in your living room do for Christmas. It keeps the pine needles and sap from sticking to your floors, and this one is designed with sloths in mind (and pattern)
Kitchen Towels
The one thing that you want in a towel is absorbency. But sloth designs? Yes, please! Those are a perk. These kitchen towels are soft, easy to clean, and super-absorbent for all of your kitchen needs
Kitchen Apron
Cooking for a crew this Christmas? Don a holiday apron of sloth goodness! It’s soft, cozy, and will protect your clothes from unexpected spills off your spoons. Did we mention that you can throw it in a spin cycle to get it looking as good as new? Because you can!
Coasters
Merry Christmas from the sleepy Christmas sloth! Four coasters in a case, each with an adorable, lazy creature seated on a tree limb with ornaments galore. Perfect for keeping stubborn water rings off of your furniture during holiday parties
Chair Covers
Sloths can go on anything anywhere, and these chair covers are proof of that! Cozy and protective to keep stains off of your furniture while your friends and family enjoy the holidays at your house
Tablecloth
Made from polyester, and perfect for rectangular tables, this tablecloth is a sloth-covered cover of optimal Christmas cuteness. It’d go adorably with the aforementioned coasters and chair covers. Deck out your house with nothing but sloths for the holidays!
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Wooden Ornaments
Wooden ornaments are more eco-friendly, and they, typically, last longer than classic ceramic or glass ornaments. These are hand-carved, customizable, and chockful of sloth-y good times. Your tree will be uber-cute this Christmas!
Sloth Wreath
Some of the best holiday gifts and decorations are handmade, like this sloth wreath. It’s perfect for the sloth lover in your life; you know, the one that adores everything about Christmas and even more about sloths
Wine Glasses
Who doesn’t need a little more wine for the holidays? Available in a set of two, these wineglasses are emblemed with sloths in their winter gear and a declaration of “warm and cozy” and “snow much fun.” So punny!
Paint Your Own Keepsake
Sloths are, no doubt, loveable, amazing creatures, and nothing is better than gift-giving a keepsake that you made yourself. DIY the paint job on this adorable sloth. Or give the gift of creativity to a would-be painter.
Sloth Chocolate
We bet you didn’t know that sloth-shaped chocolate was an option for Christmas gifts… but here you go. So cute, so delicious, so artsy. It’s handmade, so each one is slightly unique. Ergo, if you order multiples, the sloths may have subtly unique features that only make them more special
Placemats
Another décor option to make your holiday guests go gaga – these sloth-covered placemats are endearing and sweet. But they’re also protective of your tablecloth! They’d pair well with a wide range of sloth-patterned things on this list.
Yard Signs
Sloths embody happiness as much as they embody cuteness and laziness. Let the neighbors know how much your loved one loves sloths with yard signs that declare wholesome Christmas cheer
Boots
Who knew that sloth boots would be all the rage? These offer comfortable insoles, snug arch and ankle supports, and you can clean the exterior with a damp washcloth. The perk is the charming sloth pattern on the sides of each boot
Porcelain Wall Décor
Some plates are made for dinner, others are made for décor. This is the latter, with a cute sloth in a Santa hat to set the holiday mood over your party table. Hang it on the wall to let everyone admire how adorable it is.
Sustainable pick
Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Salt and pepper shakers are essential to any holiday kitchen, so gift your recipient with a pair of sloths with purpose. Well, really, it’s one sloth (one shaker) and his beloved tree (the other shaker). Instant Christmas cheer in handcrafted ceramic!
Personalized Lunch Bag
If you know someone that loves sloths, you know they love sloths all the time – not just on the holidays. This is a Christmasy lunch pack, sure, but your recipient can use it all year long to display their love of sloths and carry their lunch wherever they go
Sustainable pick
Gingerbread House Cookie Jar
For lovers of all things Christmas, vintage, and sloth, this adorable cookie jar is a retro find from Etsy. Made from ceramic, it features a cute, lollipop-loving sloth, enjoying his holiday treat in the comforts of a gingerbread house. Fill with cookies!
Blanket
Another holiday blanket to delight your sloth-loving recipient! It’s a comfy option for cuddling up to watch the Christmas tree lights. The sloth is super cute on the front, and the blankie is made from fleece and polyester
Table Runner
Instead of a tablecloth, go with a table runner for your buffet this Christmas. Patterned with lovable sloths, it’s a colorful go-to for holiday décor for impending parties. Throw it in the washer on a gentle cycle then air dry
Sloth Chinese Checkers Game
Chinese checkers is the kind of game you tried to learn as a kid but probably didn’t master until you were an adult. It involves marbles, jumps, and a whole lot of strategy. This board is hand-carved and emblemed with a tiny, adorable, metal sloth
