Sloths are some of the laziest and most adorable creatures on the planet. Native to rainforests and coastal forests, these mammals are cute and slow with few natural predators, and they only come down from their trees to eat or change limbs. There are six different kinds of sloth species, all of which have distinctive qualities, and all of which are charming and dinky. For every sloth, there are ten sloth fanatics. Okay, that’s our made-up statistic, but there are billions of sloth fans, and you probably know at least one. For them, we’ve gotten together a list of sloth gifts for him. Check it out!
Sloth Enamel Pin
Sloths make the world go around! And in this case, sloths are their own little universes, complete with rings like Saturn. This is an adorable enamel pin for someone’s jacket or backpack.
Embroidered Socks
What’s more adorable than a pair of embroidered sloth-focused socks? Not much! These are cozy, cute, and warm on your feet – available in several colors. We love orange, red, and classic black the best. We love the stretchy but snug fit!
Sloth Cufflinks
You can be professional and sophisticated while still allowing some of your personality to shine through. For instance, love sloths? Invest in a pair of classy cufflinks with a well-dressed sloth at the center. It’s a real conversation starter for those black-tie formals.
Sloth Watchband
Lazy sloths and colorful flowers? So pretty, so awesome, so sloth-y. This is a replacement wristband for Apple Smart Watches, series 1 through 5. Easy to fit onto a watch and easier to adjust as needed.
Ceramic Sloth Ashtray
The highlight of smoker décor, this ashtray is a ceramic sloth, happy to hold the cigarettes of your bestie. The interior cleans with gentle soap and water. Portable from outside to inside and vice versa
A Gentleman Sloth Print
Can you imagine walking into someone’s home and seeing a framed picture of a gentleman sloth on the wall? It’s a casual nod to classy sloths everywhere. For the interior designer with a love for animals and a quirky sense of humor
Dad Hat
For off, dad hats are classic ballcaps, complete with bendable bills. This one is embroidered with a chill sloth on the front because dads everywhere are all about those lazy days. One size fit most.
Sloth Multifunctional Desk Organizer
Around here, we think three-toed sloths are the most adorable, and this one is no exception. Handcrafted from resin, he’s a happy, smiley creature, and he’d look even cuter holding a pair of eyeglasses and your smartphone.
Sloth Necktie
When we were kids, we loved going to school to see what cool necktie the science teacher would wear next. For quirky, cool guys like that, there’s this sloth necktie, embroidered with dozens of tiny, charming sloths.
Sloth Wallet
Can you imagine the look on the cashier’s face when your guy pulls out a sloth wallet? Priceless! This one is realistically rendered with a slightly smiling sloth that looks etched onto the canvas of the wallet.
Swimming Trunks
Swimming with sloths? It sounds more fun than swimming with elephants! These swim trunks feature a dozen sloths, all “hanging around” on a background of baby blue. Includes a drawstring for adjustable comfort.
Sloth Wall Clock
Sloths can be anything in the world, even astronauts. This one is decked-out NASA gear, ready for launch. He’s watching the clock…errr… or really, he’s on the clock, which is a circular, fully functional timepiece for your office wall.
Sloth Shirt
If there’s one thing we’ve learned about our studies of sloth gifts, it’s that sloths love to play dress-up. This sloth loves samurai gear on a comfy, cozy, long-sleeved shirt for snappy dressers.
Sloth Bathrobe
Bathrobes are the epitome of comfort anyways, but this one just seems cozier thanks to the sloth and floral designs. We love the fitted look, complete with an adjustable around-the-waist tie for a perfect fit.
Coconut Fiber Sloth Planter
We’ve never seen anything cuter than this sloth planter… he’s so adorable and well-made from woven coconut fibers. Perfect for small plants and succulents. Place him on your windowsill to delight passersby.
Sloth Chalk Bag
Designed with rock climbers in mind, this sloth bag is spacious to hold chalk for your hands. The number one rule of rock climbing is to keep palms and fingers dry for better grip. This little guy carries chalk like a pro.
Customized Sloth Tumbler
“Shhh… my coffee and I are having a moment. I will deal with you later.” That sounds like something a sloth would say. This tumbler is custom-made and too cute, perfect for those “not-so-morning” people.
Sloth Bottle Holder
Handcrafted from poly resin, this sloth is a bit boozy. Is he holding the wine bottle or guzzling the contents? Fits one bottle of wine, cleans easily with a wet wipe, and looks great on a kitchen countertop.
Smoking Pipe
For any classic smoker, there’s a smoking pipe, handcrafted with sloths in mind. The sloth hangs on from the barrel with vine details up the pipe itself. Personalize the colors and pick a side hole for optimum smoking preference and comfort.
Sloth Just Do It Later Shirt
Nike is all about “just do it,” and sloths are all about the same, but later. This tee-shirt embodies the motto “Just do it…later.” It’s comfy and available for onesies, toddlers, and adults from sizes small to 4X.
Sloth Perfume
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There’s a lot going on with this perfume! Have you ever imagined what sloths must smell in the rainforest on a daily basis? This perfume has top, heart, and base notes of acai berries, violet leaves, lavender, anise, and vanilla – to name a few.
Sloth Skateboard Deck
This giant sloth appears to have knocked someone off of their bicycle… how rude! Maybe she called him slow, who knows? In any case, this skateboard deck is a must-have for both sloth lovers and cool nerds with a wicked sense of humor.
Sloth Wearable Hooded Blanket
Made from Sherpa faux fur – this sloth blanket is like being wrapped in a warm hug. It’s cuddly, furry, and adorable, with a wearable hood for all-around snuggles. We love the derpy sloth face on the hood!
Super Slow Sloths Board Game
Sloths love board games like the rest of us, and this one? Super…slow…fun – get it? Each player moves their lazy sloths across the board at their own pace. Complete with speed, sabotage, and snooze cards (because sloths gotta sleep sometime).
Life in the Sloth Lane
The Eagles sang about Life in the Fast Lane, so is Life in the Sloth Lane a slower version? We think Don Henley would approve of this hardcover book that features 144 pages of adorable, sleepy-smiled sloth photographs.
Sloth Varsity Jacket
Trust us, teens would get along so much better in high school if they all had sloth-y varsity jackets. These are comfy, soft, and come in several colors, like blue or red with classic varsity white stripes.
Surfing Sloth Sweatshirt
Surfing is a fun pastime that even a lazy sloth could enjoy between naps. This one balances on a surfboard on a comfy, warm sweatshirt. It’s a fun reminder that even these slow, silly creatures can be quirky companions.
